Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to “This is Keith Paesel,” the show where we break all the rules of radio by bringing you the visual spectacle of watching TV! Because who needs to actually see the screen when you can have a riveting auditory experience of someone channel surfing?

In our latest episode, we dipped our metaphorical toes into the vast ocean of television, navigating through the treacherous waters of random shows and questionable programming decisions. First up, we revisited the heart-wrenching drama of “The Death of Henry Blake” on MAS*H. Because nothing says entertainment like reliving the trauma of a beloved character meeting their fictional demise.

But hold your tears, folks, because we quickly shifted gears to “The Death of Bobby Knight.” No, not the actual death of the controversial basketball coach, but a riveting exploration of his most eyebrow-raising TV moments. Spoiler alert: he didn’t throw any chairs during this broadcast, but he did express a profound love for arguing with referees.

And speaking of strange characters, ever wondered about the guy who wrote “The Crow”? Us neither, but we dedicated a whole segment to unraveling the mysteries of his eccentricity. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of black clothing and brooding in dimly lit rooms.

But wait, there’s more! We bring you the thrilling Heisler TV Championship Series Standings. Yes, you heard it right, folks! Who needs real sports when you can have an intense competition based on the beer brand prominently featured in your favorite TV shows? It’s a high-stakes battle of brews, and we’re here to give you the play-by-play!

And finally, join us as we take a trip down memory lane with “This Week in 1996 Television.” Because nothing says cutting-edge like reliving the glory days of sitcoms, questionable fashion choices, and the birth of the “Macarena” craze.

So grab your remote controls, or just pretend to, and tune in to “This is Keith Paesel,” where watching TV is an art form, and we’ve mastered the art of describing it on the radio. Because who needs visuals when you have our dulcet tones guiding you through the bizarre world of television?