On the newest This is Keith Paesel – the show that takes lazy to a whole new level! Grasp your mandrake, your favorite remote control, and your bitter disdain for the Austin Comedy scene, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the chaotic world of television that you never knew you never wanted to watch!
📺 Segment 1: “The Austin Atrocity Hour” 📺
Ah, the Austin Comedy scene – where laughter goes to be yonder bagged, metal detected, and dreams go to frisked by the Austin Police department. Join us as we dissect the self-proclaimed ‘comedians’ who somehow think their ‘rape-jokes’ and ironic mustaches make them the next big thing. We’ll ruthlessly trash talk their attempts at humor as we wonder why anyone would willingly subject themselves to this torture.
📺 Segment 2: “Perry’s Growing Pains” 📺
Prepare to cringe as we chronicle the epic saga of Matthew Perry’s attempt to build the Bing!. Watch as he stumbles through career choices worse than Joey’s acting skills. From ill-fated sitcoms to awkward rom-coms, Perry’s painful journey through the entertainment wilderness is sure to make you appreciate his “Friends” days more than ever.
📺 Segment 3: “The Heisler TV Championship Series Standings” 📺
Buckle up for the thrilling world of the Heisler TV Championship, a competition so obscure you probably haven’t even heard of it. We’ll break down the standings, discuss the strategies of contestants, and pretend like we care about a contest that’s as relevant as dial-up internet in 2023.
📺 Segment 4: “This Week in 1996 Television” 📺
Travel back in time with us to a year when tube TVs were bulky, the Internet was a baby, and flannel shirts were the height of fashion. We’ll revisit the shows that defined an era, from the era-defining “Friends” to the hilariously bizarre “Xena: Warrior Princess.” Join us for a trip down memory lane that will have you asking, “How did we ever survive without Netflix?”
So, tune in to “This is Keith Paesel” – where we’ve mastered the art of watching TV without actually watching TV. It’s the show that’s so brilliantly lackluster, it’s practically a work of art!
