In this side-splitting episode of “This is Keith Paesel,” your hosts, Terry Tantalize and Brenda Binge-a-Lot, set their sights on a buffet of television shows that will make your brain cells go into full retreat. It’s time to grab your popcorn, sit back, and prepare to be thoroughly entertained by our relentless roasting.
Segment 1: “Stanford vs. UCLA: Academia vs. Athletics”
Our dynamic duo begins with the thrill of college football, tearing into the intellectual prowess of Stanford and the UCLA Bruins. Who will prevail in the battle of wits and Tackles? Hint: neither, it’s CTE.
Segment 2: “NCIS: Hawa’ii – Aloha Nuisance!”
Terry and Brenda dissect the new addition to the NCIS franchise, exploring the puzzling mysteries of why anyone would ever commit a crime in Hawaii and why CBS keeps churning out these crime procedurals.
Segment 3: “SNL – Skits or Struggles?”
Join us as we laugh at SNL’s hit-or-miss sketches. We may even have some suggestions to fix what’s been broken for decades (spoiler: it involves more cowbell).
Segment 4: “Lawman – More like Flawman”
Brenda takes on “Lawman,” questioning the show’s logic, the Sheriff’s superhuman abilities, and why bad guys keep falling for the same tricks every week.
Segment 5: “Three Stooges – A Masterclass in Slapstick Silliness”
We pay homage to the classics! The Three Stooges get the roast treatment as we ponder the age-old question: What the Fuck was Larry’s deal?
Segment 6: “Fox News’ Life Liberty and Levin vs. MSNBC’s Ayman – Battle of the Biases”
A showdown between two political titans as we examine the entertaining extremes of cable news. Who can shout the loudest without making sense?
Segment 7: “48 Hours – Now Reduced to 47 Minutes”
Investigative journalism at its finest (or not). We unravel the mysteries behind 48 Hours and see if we can solve them in half the time.
Segment 8: “AEW Collision – Theatrics or Wrestling?”
Brenda tries to wrap her head around the world of AEW wrestling, where chair-smashing and drama are all the rage.
Segment 9: “Halloween Resurrection & Friday After Next – Sequels That Won’t Die”
From Michael Myers to Ice Cube, we delve into horror and comedy sequels that keep coming back from the grave, whether we want them to or not.
Segment 10: “Hallmark’s Where Are You, Christmas? – Not in This Movie”
It’s the holiday season year-round in the Hallmark universe, but we try to pinpoint where exactly the plot went wrong.
Segment 11: “The 1997 Super Bowl – Sports or Snacks?”
We step into the time machine to reminisce about the ’97 Super Bowl. Spoiler: the game might have been great, but the commercials stole the show.
Segment 12: “TV Championship Series Matchups – Too Many Words, Not Enough Action”
We cover the latest TV Championship Series Matchups, which sound way more exciting than they actually are.
Segment 13: “TV History: Game 2 of the 1996 World Series – Where Were You When Nothing Happened?”
We take a nostalgic look back at a baseball game with no home runs, no memorable plays, and a whole lot of popcorn consumption.
Segment 14: “The Crow Sting Debuts – Birds of a Feather Beat Each Other Up”
We relive the moment when a crow-themed wrestler graced the world with his presence. A reminder that you can’t spell “crow” without “pro.”
Segment 15: “SportsCenter and Local Los Angeles Cable Access – The Beginning and the End”
We wrap up the night with the sports highlights you could’ve watched without us and some local Los Angeles cable access gems that leave us scratching our heads.
Tune in for laughs, snark, and the type of TV commentary you never knew you needed. Just remember, don’t take us too seriously, but do take your remote control in hand because it’s going to be one wild ride through the TV wasteland!
